Ubuntu Girl — Spread the Linux with a chick
Don’t waste your time on listing all advantages of switching from Windows to Linux, there are at least a few better ways to evangelize. For instance, I’m sure this picture will be much more successful than any other right-minded strivings!
Ubuntu Girl
Photo was made by Ubuntu fans from Hungary, the caption says something like: “if yours is micro and soft, my t-shirt never drops”.
We don’t know who the girl really is. At least we can say that our new-born Ubuntu mascot is at least as pretty as the girl from the story of Alexanda Ansgar, the Firefox Girl. The other thing worth a notice is the fact that the Ubuntu Girl picture was made by the same person who threw eggs on Steve Ballmer, the Microsoft CEO, some time ago.
This post was originally published at August 15th, 2007; got dugg, and became pretty popular since then. It also collected an impressive amount of comments; however, I’m afraid that the only thing I find worth a repost is this ridiculus conversation:
Scaramouche at May 29th, 2009:
Since when do we need naked pictures of women to encourage us to use ubuntu? And the first person who calls me a homo will get his head bitten off. I use ubuntu, and I’m glad to use it porn-free. And yes I’m male, yes I like seeing naked women, but I try to exhibit self-control. You guys are just a bunch of perverts, “oh I like her boobs”. How dumb is that? Get a wife bozo!
Gary at May 29th, 2009:
@Scaramouche: you’re a fag. Go touch some boys.
Scaramouche at May 29th, 2009:
No, I said that the first person who called me gay would get his head bitten off. What are you, some teenage boy on his laptop, back in his room, away from his parents browsing for porn?
Scaramouche at May 29th, 2009:
And by the way, you are guilty of hell-fire. Hell is a place of endless torment. If you don’t repent of your foolishness and follow Christ then you will go to hell. The Bible says that whoever lusts after a women is guilty of adultery, whoever hates another, is guilty of murder. If you steal anything you are also guilty. But there is a way out of this, repent and ask Christ to enter into you.
Gary at May 29th, 2009:
@Scaramouche: are you lds
Scaramouche at May 29th, 2009:
No. I’m Reformed Presbyterian, and angry at all the men who are extremely into pornography. It’s a waste of time, money, and effort. I’m spending those supporting a family.
Nice, isn’t it? Here’s another one, also seems nice:
sageb1 at May 30th, 2009:
her boobs are perfect. If we had surgically enhanced boobs marketing Linux, wouldn’t that be unnatural?
even Asia Carrera’s boobs were 34B after losing weight before she was pressured into getting an expensive boob job she can’t reverse because the implants are both under her breasts and also inserted into the muscle underneath her original breasts.
This is not unlike the mix and match of OSS and proprietary ware in certain Ubuntu Linux repositories, of which are not OSS about which both the OpenBSD founder and Stallman had fought with Linus Torvalds!
Ms Doll’s boobs are truly analogous to Ubuntu Linux fresh out of the box, as you have to adjust your sources.list so that the not-so-free stuff is installed, because Adobe Flashplayer is needed, not the two OSS-compliant analogues.
